Yep, that's right! It's my BIRTHDAY!
And to celebrate I've come up with ten clues you might be getting old.
10 - The 30-something hunk that held the door open for you at the post office this morning, called you MA'AM.
9 - Your first car had an 8-track player and you thought it was cool.
8 - Your best friends daughter asks you how old you are and you have to borrow her calculator to figure it out.
7 - You're not as worried about shaving your legs or arm pits as you are about using the latest hair removal techniques on your FACE.
6 - You spend more time using an emery board on your heels than your nails.
5 - You swear the directions on the Tylenol bottle have gotten smaller and smaller.
4 - You go to a class reunion and can't believe how old everyone looks. No way could you have gone to school with them.
3 -You've given up pulling gray hairs for fear of going BALD.
2 - The cashier at the grocery store gets on the intercom to ask a box boy to help you out with your groceries. You have two small bags and a gallon of milk.
1 - Your mailbox if filled with advertisements for Geritol, Denture Cream and orthopedic shoes, and you just received an exclusive invitation to join AARP.
BONUS - You know your getting old when you have to get a permit from the fire marshal to light the candles on your birthday cake.
Feeling old yet? How old do you think I am? 35? 39? 42? 49? 51? Pick one, I dare you.
While you're thinking that over, here's a little tune. Sing a long if you like.